Jack has been busy figuring out that whole new use-the-potty concept lately. And he's been doing really well-- as long as he's stark naked. Put some undies or pants on that kid, and we're guaranteed an accident. {i usually try to have him at least start the day with a tee shirt on, but that never lasts long}
So, he's been spending a lot of time in his birthday suit. I'm not too bothered by this, as Daniel potty-trained the same way and eventually figured things out and now even wears clothes most of the time. Really, I should give the Dan Man some credit. He wears clothes all of the time. I can hardly get him to take them off to bathe.{What is it with 5 and 6 year-olds and a crazy aversion to bathing? Seriously!}
Anyways, back to Jack. All of his naked time has given him lots of time to ponder his {ahem} anatomy. And notice who else in the family shares the same plumbing and who doesn't, to put it delicately.
The other day, he told me that I should go to the store and buy a {read between the lines and use your euphemism of choice here}. The kid must be worried that I feel left out or something. He's so thoughtful.
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:) wow. but that was funny!
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That was a read-aloud to Todd post. He laughed so much he choked on his popcorn. Thanks!
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